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Compatibility Test

OHHH It’s Your Lucky Day! You have landed on the PunchDrunk Compatibility Test page! It’s time for you to discover if it’s meant to be with your company and PunchDrunk. Are we Romeo and Juliet without the double suicide ending or are we Oil and Vinegar? Only the test will tell!

Please answer every question as truthfully as possible and know that your results are only known to you. Unless you answer something really weird, then we will share it with everybody. After you have finished, your answers are tallied and you will be given a compatibility score. Enjoy and remember that this isn’t the SAT … it’s far more important.

1. When you walk in the party Everyone shouts Norm The roof catches on fire What are you talking about, the party don't start til' I walk in

2. You need to find a digital vendor, you immediately Google and select the first company you see Call your peeps and ask for a referral You don't have "vendors", you have partners

3. You are sitting through a boring presentation you Excuse yourself citing a bad case of the Mondays Daydream about that time you went streaking through the quad Take over the presentation like a Boss and show how it's done

4. While putting together a digital plan you Build a RFP and send out to five different digital companies, lowest CPM wins Find what you did last year, change the date, and are done. Nap time rest of the day Immediately call up your digital partner and begin strategizing on goals of the campaign

5. The Yellow Pages rep just showed up you Clap your hands. You've been needing to increase your half page ad to a full page Are so happy. Your old book isn't holding up your monitor as well as it used to What are you talking about, they stopped printing the yellow pages years ago, right?

6. While interviewing a potential digital partner you Pull out your acronym bingo card. All you need is CTR and CPC to win Look at their business card and try to figure out what a "digital ninja" is Interview? If it feels like an interview then you already know they aren't the partner fo you

7. You've received an invoice on some media you purchased from your digital partner, you Immediately throw it in the trash can, invoices shminvoices File it away for another day Pull out your checkbook. You don't like to have outstanding invoices

8. In The Office you are Dwight. False. There is only one Dwight Jim, laid back, liked by everyone, and you get the job done The Office? You are more of a Walking Dead kind of person, and you are Daryl all day

9. When it comes to digital reporting you like Nothing, reporting is for losers. As long as the impression goal is hit, it's all good Spreadsheets with pretty graphs and lots of numbers Data, not the Star Trek Next Generation android, but the analytics, behaviors, and conversions kind

10. You have been invited to a wedding. You Wear white, why should the bride have all the fun? Request YMCA like five times. That's your Jam! Challenge Grandma to a dance off. You have the moves like Mick Jagger

11. You like digital ads that are Totally intrusive. People must stop everything to see my ads Misleading, tricking people is both fun and entertaining Relevant and sophisticated, just like you

12. You think Digital Marketing is A fad that will be over soon and then print will rise again! A stand-alone strategy that, like the Hulk, doesn't work well with others A strong compliment to an overall marketing strategy. Traditional and Digital should get married and have twins, Traditional and Digital

13. New and Innovative are The scariest words in the human language Exactly the kind of thinking that got Belle in all that trouble with Gaston The only way to ensure a bright business future

14. Your favorite Super Hero is Batman. You had me at Utility Belt Superman. You totally relate to the kryptonite allergy What are you talking about, I'm my favorite superhero

15. The name PunchDrunk Is like the best name ever! Sounds like the name of my next digital partner The first name on my speed dial